he blinked back at the blonde stupidly at her words,
"i mean, i'd let ya if that's what lets y'sleep at night but, wouldn't i die from that?" dean questioned, as though it was really something to ask about. but, the best way to counter sarcasm was by piling
more sarcasm on top of it, right?
at her next words, the seemingly confused expresion on his face shifted,
"ya made me bring these just so y'can tell me that y'don't want them?" dean yelled with a huff, though proceeded to pull out all but one bottle of beer,
"i bet yer on yer period or somethin'. that's why yer indecisive as fuck," at this, he paused amidst his unloading,
"wait, did you impregnate yerself while i was comin' over? is that why y'suddenly changed yer mind? who's the dad? oh my god, am i gonna be an uncle?"a certain twinkle danced in his eyes as he clutched the beer bottle in his hands near his face,
"man! li'l chastitty gettin' bigger titties for the next nine months. that's magical as fuck, lemme tell ya," said dean excitedly, practically in his own little world even as the blonde spoke of where they should station themselves. well, until she patted her food bag and tugged on his hoodie anyway.
hiding the majority of the beers between a utility box and a bush, he turned around and trotted after chasity like the loyal pet dog that he wasn't.
at her explanation on why she'd even want to hangout with him, dean arched a brow at her,
"so y'got no other friends t'play around with?" he questioned. not that he didn't
want to eat in the park with her (there was
food, come on), but it did somewhat baffle him,
"not even one? what do ya even do when i'm not around?"brows furrowed, and the ginger suddenly found himself rather curious; did that mean that her school life revolved around studying (did she even
do that?) and...
him? crimson eyes widened. should he be
worried about that? what if she got attached? he wrinkled his nose at the thought, but only to widen his nostrils when the sudden smell of sloppy joes hit him.
eyes flicked downward almost on instinct,
"oh yeah?" dean asked, but was hardly listening as the blonde spoke. instead, his hand shot forward to snatch a bun from her,
"can't i just take the bag? i mean what else is it even for?" he suggested as he pointed at the bag that the food came out of.
blinkingly, he reached for said bag, but mentally backtracked and vaguely recalled what the junior had previously suggested. he opened his mouth and was about to finally respond, when his attention was quickly dominated by the food in his hand instead. he took a large bite and whilst chewing, blinked back to chasity,
"y'wanna break into a house or what?" he asked, free hand rammaging into his hoodie pocket to pull out the only beer he had left on him. holding food between his teeth, he popped open his drink before he proceeded to eat,
"or we could jack a car? or is it the food? cafeteria food too commoner for ya? y'want escargot and lobster-suffed rigatoni now?"at the mental image of four star restaurant-levelled cuisines, dean's eyebrow twitched. he gulped thickly, swallowing the mouthful of food... but mostly his saliva,
"let's rob a buffet."
